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'Hey...pull my finger.'
"What do you care what other people think? Just run zig-zaggy."
"I found them."
"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
"And now here's Zeus with the weather."
"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."
"Let's see, where should Jerry hurt today?"
"It's more efficient than hurling the things."
"Hey, who are you?"
'Hmm...you've got a meteor shower to your right, space junk to your left and partial sun glare...I'd go with a number 7 thunderbolt if I were you.'
"'An easy fly ball to center field' - We'll see about that."
"Well the good news is we don't think it's actual lightning."
'Good Lord, you throw like a girl. We want shock and awe, not static cling.'
'I used to throw thunderbolts. Now I just send spam.'
'How about hitting my wife's new boyfriend?'
'Occasionally one backfires!'
'Wow! Look at that fancy footwork!'