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"Baldo, there's nothing wrong with kissing your tias goodbye."
"Thanks for stopping by, Tia Zulema."
"Who do you think you are? It's an outrage! I will not stand for that behavior when your elders visit!"
When Tia Carmen says... "This is the most important day of my life!" it means...the final episode of her favorite telenovela airs on TV.
Tags:baldo, spanish soap, spanish soaps, spanish soap opera, spanish soap operas, telenovela, telenovelas, finale, finales, season finale, season finales, final episode, final episodes, series finale, series finales, important, important day, important days, abuela, abuelas, abuelita, abuelitas, tia, tias, latino, latinos, hispanic
"Are you going out, Tia Carmen? You look beautiful!"
"That's why I like you, Tia Carmen...your wisdom matches my reality."
"Tia Carmen, have I said recently how glad I am you live with us?"
"This was my Tio Federico. He had a glass eye and was rich."
Tags:baldo, tia, tias, tio, tios, aunt, aunts, uncle, uncles, glass eye, glass eyes, rich, riches, rich relative, rich relatives, millionaire, millionaires, one eye, one eyed, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, family history, family histories, family lore, familia, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings
Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Not getting the last serving of your tia's lengua casserole.
Tia Carmen's Bucket List: Telling Cousin Delia exactly where she can stick those catty remarks she made 40 years ago.
Tags:baldo, bucket list, bucket lists, fantasy, grudge, grudges, hold a grudge, holds a grudge, holding a grudge, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, cousin, cousins, aunt, aunts, tia, tias, remember, remembers, memory, memories, long-term memory, long-term memories, hispanic, hispanics, latina, latinas, latino, latinos, latinx, chicano, chicanos
"Is that the group that loves animals?
Tags:baldo, animal rights, animal rights activist, animal rights activists, vegetarian, vegetarians, animal lover, animal lovers, meat eater, meat eaters, carnivore, carnivores, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, dinner, dinners, invitation, invitations, invite, invites, supper, suppers, cook, cooks, tia, tias, abuela, abuelas, vegetarianism
"Well, if you hear noises, pretend it's the ghost of your great-great-abuelita Salma roaming the house to keep watch over us."
Tags:baldo, grandmothers, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scaring, watch, watching over you, dead relative, dead relatives, unintentional scare, unintentional scares, abuelita, aunt, aunts, tia, tias, console, consoles, consoling, consolation, consolations, scare, scares, scaring
"A kiss will make your boo-boo feel better...but my remedio of cayenne pepper and sugar will cure it!"
Tags:baldo, home remedy, home remedies, grandmothers, great aunt, great aunts, tia, tias, aunt, aunts, cure, cures, prescription, prescriptions, latino, latinos, latina, latinas, latinx, hispanic, chicano, chicanos, booboo, booboos, boo-boo, boo-boos, injury, injuries, wound, wounds, old world, wisdom, feel better, feels better, feeling better
"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."
Tags:baldo, bender, benders, bucket list, bucket lists, hispanic, hispanics, latina, latinas, latino, latinos, soap opera, soap operas, telenovela, telenovelas, television, television addict, television addicts, chicano, chicanos, aunt, aunts, tia, tias, favorite tv show, favorite tv shows, favorite tv program, favorite tv programs
"This is your great-great-great-great-great uncle Pernico. I heard a lot of stories about him. He really wasn't all that great."
"That Mario Lopez is so cute. Especially his cute little..."
"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"
Tags:baldo, dinner, dinners, family, big family, big families, large family, large families, bucket list, bucket lists, hermano, hermanos, hermana, hermanas, prima, primos, comadre, comadres, compadre, compadres, godmother, godmothers, godfather, godfathers, close family, close families, tight family, tight families, hispanic, hispanics, chicano, chicanos, latino, latinos, latina, latinas, aunt, aunts, tia, tias
"My mother used to say, 'If you really love something, let it go. It's always more fun to chase your dinner!'"
Tags:baldo, wisdom, old world wisdom, aunt, aunts, tia, tias, abuela, abuelas, chicken, chickens, chicken dinner, chicken dinners, chase, chases, chasing, dinner, dinners, supper, suppers, self-reliant, self-reliance, immigrant family, immigrant families, migrant family, migrant families, run after, runs after, running after
Tia Carmen's Bucket List: Gather all her nieces to tell them all at once that they're too good for the rotten scoundrels they married.
Tags:baldo, niece, nieces, aunt, aunts, tia, tias, overprotective, protective, bucket list, bucket lists, too good, too good for your husband, too good for their husbands, loving aunt, loving aunts, overbearing, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, judgmental, judgemental, lecture, lectures, scoundrel, scoundrels, husband, husbands, no good, latino, latina, latinas, latinos, latinx, hispanic, hispanic-american, hispanic-americans
"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."
Tags:baldo, funeral, funerals, perform, performs, performing, performance, grieving, grieve, grieves, performative, grief, disrespect, disrespects, disrespectful, true self, superficial, superficiality, insincere, insincerity, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, extended family, extended families, aunt, aunts, tia, tias