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'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'
Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin
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In your dreams, ladies.
"Why does he hate Tik Tok so much?"
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'Steve hates getting ticks.'
The Dawn of Time.
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"It's Lyme disease again."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, lyme, lyme disease, deer, reindeer, tick, ticks, deer tick, deer ticks, diagnosis, diagnoses, doctor, doctors, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, exposure, illness, illnesses, contagion, contagions, disease vector, disease vectors, transmission, disease transmission
Ticking the right boxes.
"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."
Tags:outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, cabin, cabins, camp, camps, camping, campsite, campsites, vermin, pest, pests, insect, insects, bug, bugs, romance, romantic, getaway, getaways, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, rough it, roughing it, nature, natural world, love, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, tick, ticks, discomfort, uncomfortable, anniversary, anniversaries
'Nike's early failures inspired his later success.'
Post-Lyme-Tick Fairy Tales
Dave had never experienced nervous ticks until just before his nature channel debut
Sympathy Cards: Mange, Fleas, Fur Balls, Ticks, Shedding.
Places we've been on a dog
"Same old, same old - Les took an arrow in the kidney, the kids all have Lyme disease, and Emily was nailed by an S.U.V."
Tags:deer, catch-up, catch-ups, catching up, gossip, gossips, gossiping, drama, family drama, family, families, extended family, lyme disease, tick, ticks, deer tick, deer ticks, problem, problems, everyday problems, mundane, mundanity, mundanities, small talk, hunt, hunts, hunter, hunters, hunting, crash, crashes, crashing, buck, bucks
"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."
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"Ticks get all the publicity these days."
Sequoia National Park - Caution! Beware!
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'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'
"Whew. Thanks for the head-up, Phil."
Tags:mite, mites, flea, fleas, bug, bugs, insect, insects, parasite, parasites, vermin, pest, pests, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, flea bite, flea bites, tick, ticks, scratch, scratches, itch, itchy, itching, close shave, close shaves, near miss, near misses
'Off hand I'd say you have lime disease, but we'll have to run a few tests to be sure.'
"You bring the tequila, and I'll bring the Lyme."
'I'm better now. I'm on antibio-ticks.'
Difference between tick and a lawyer - A tick falls off when you're dead.