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"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"
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Curing Hemorrhoids Seminar
"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
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A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
'For tax purposes. . . we can deduct our $7.00 dinners on our tax return. . . the food wasn't worth $7.00. . . they only gave me one scoop of corn.'
'No, he doesn't qualify for a child's ticket. . . or an adult one, either.'
"You have to let me make my own mistakes."
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"Flagless in a patriotic Zone?"
"Now let's try it again, pal. You got the money?"
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"Excuse me, folks - could I see your tickets?"
Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.
"Tickets? Anyone? Need tickets?"
The Insanity Plea.
'That flight is totally booked, but for $100 I can arrange for you to ride in the lavatory.'
"Why did you think the round-trip tickets were only thirty-nine dollars a pop?"
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"That wasn't me, officer. That was the liquor driving."
Tags:drink, drinks, drunk, drunks, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcohol addict, alcohol addiction, alcohol addicts, drink drive, don't drink and drive, dont drink and drive, drunk driver, drunk drivers, police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, traffic police, ticket, tickets, driving ticket, driving tickets, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, drive, driving, drivers, drivers, unsafe driver, unsafe drivers, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, pulled over, pull over, under influence, under the influence, driving under the influence, liquor, inebriated, inebriation
"Do you have any idea what color this car is sir? It's red."
Tags:red car, red cars, stop light, stop lights, stop signal, stop signals, traffic light, traffic lights, signal box, signal boxes, signal lights, traffic signal, stop light, stop lights, traffic cop, traffic cops, transport cop, transport cops, transport police, traffic police, ticket, tickets, violation, violations, traffic, speeding
"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."
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"It's the stress of freshman year, sir."
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"No wonder we could get tickets."
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"Yo! My man! Who be needin' 'Ariadne auf Naxos' tickets?"
Tags:opera, operas, concert, concerts, music, entertainment, performance, performances, sold out, ticket sales, ticket, tickets, scalper, scalpers, scalping, hawker, hawkers, selling tickets, buying tickets, ticket seller, ticket sellers, ticket resale, ticketing touting, admission, entertainment, greed, greedy, money, modern life
"No wonder we could get tickets."
"Tickets to the birth of my son or daughter? I got 'em who needs 'em?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, pregnancy, pregnancies, new baby, baby, babies, newborn, newborns, birth, son, sons, daughter, daughter, child, children, kid, kids, hospital, hospitals, maternity ward, maternity wards, ticket, tickets, buy tickets, scalper, scalpers, ticket scalping, ticket seller, ticket sellers, ticket resale, ticketing touting, admission, proud, proud parent, proud parents, show-off, showing-off, brag, bragging, sketchy, dodgy