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Is clutter necessary?
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Tags:rapture, raptures, satisfied, satisfaction, content, contentment, contented, joy, joyful, ecstasy, neat, neatness, tidy, tidiness, quantum physics, quantum physicist, quantum physicists, physics, scientist, scientists, organised, organisation, organized, organization, farm, farms, farmer, farmers
"You are so organized!"
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Romney makes mess, Obama tries to clean up.
'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'
Clearing the castle's moat.
'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'
"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"
Tags:burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, home invasion, home invasions, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, crimes, criminal, criminals, materialism, materialistic, worldly, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, personal possession, personal possessions, home improvement, marie kondo, kondo method, konmari method, tidy, tidies, tidying up, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up
"I'd invite you in, but I have a white couch."
'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'
"Is that all you can say—'It's not messy'?"
Tags:artist, artists, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, unimpressed, unimpressive, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, criticise, criticising, critical, mess, messy, clean, tidy, clean lines, modernism, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs
'God went to a lot of trouble to invent gravity. The least we can do is use it.'
"I've already put the evidence in a tidy little bag for you."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, evidence, proof, crime scene, crime scenes, forensics, scene of the crime, murder, murders, homicide, death, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, tidy, neat, bag, bags, clean, criminal, criminals, murderer, murderers, helpful
"Please tell me you're not going dapper in your old age."
Tags:midlife crisis, middle age, middle aged, old age, dapper, smart, tidy, neat, dashing, men, man, woman, women, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashionistas, fashionista, men's fashion, style, styles, clothing, men's clothing, clothes, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married
"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, dust, dust bust, clean, cleaning, dusting, tidy, tidying, masculinity, stereotype, stereotypes, masculine, holster, holstered
'Sure I know what would solve this problem. More floor space.'
A Mom's Purse
"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."
Tags:funeral, funerals, cremation, cremations, crematorium, cremate, crematoriums, cremates, death, deaths, wishes, wish, last wish, last wishes, final, final wish, final wishes, ash, ashes, remain, remains, clean, cleans, cleaner, cleaning, tidy, tidies, mess, messy, vacuum cleaner, vacuum, hoover, vacuum cleaners, vacuums, messed, odd, unusual, end, passing
Things that don't spark joy
"How long do we have to keep statements from banks that don't exist anymore?"
Tags:hoard, hoarding, careful, carefully, recession, recessions, crash, financial crash, cleaning, spring cleaning, clean out, tidy, tidying, file, filing, filing cabinet, document, documents, organise, organize, declutter, de-clutter, banks statement, bank statements, married, married life, caution, careful, carefully, accounting, accounts, collect, collected, keep, keeping, kept
Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes
Tags:parody, cubist, iduchamp, marcel duchamp, art, artistic, artist, reference, pop culture, modern art, sketch, marriage, married life, married, husband, wife, husband and wife, shoes, women's shoes, habits, habit, untidy, messy, messiness, clutter, cluttered, declutter, tidy, tidying, organise, organised, cubism, cubists, cubist
"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."
Tags:pill, pills, tablet, tablets, medicine, medicines, doctor, doctors, prescribe, prescribes, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, ocd, obsessive compulsive, obsessive compulsive disorder, tidy, tidying, tidied, organize, organized, organise, organise, selfish, selfishly, bedside manner, bad manners, inconsiderate, psych, psychiatrist, psychiatric, therapy, therapist, therapies, parody, parodied, over the counter, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals
"Okay! I'll clean my room....but we both know I'll just mess it up again!"
"You're getting a legendary desk. Some of these cords go back six, seven managers ago."
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