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Clearing the castle's moat.
'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'
'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'
'God went to a lot of trouble to invent gravity. The least we can do is use it.'
"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, dust, dust bust, clean, cleaning, dusting, tidy, tidying, masculinity, stereotype, stereotypes, masculine, holster, holstered
'Sure I know what would solve this problem. More floor space.'
Things that don't spark joy
"How long do we have to keep statements from banks that don't exist anymore?"
Tags:hoard, hoarding, careful, carefully, recession, recessions, crash, financial crash, cleaning, spring cleaning, clean out, tidy, tidying, file, filing, filing cabinet, document, documents, organise, organize, declutter, de-clutter, banks statement, bank statements, married, married life, caution, careful, carefully, accounting, accounts, collect, collected, keep, keeping, kept
Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes
Tags:parody, cubist, iduchamp, marcel duchamp, art, artistic, artist, reference, pop culture, modern art, sketch, marriage, married life, married, husband, wife, husband and wife, shoes, women's shoes, habits, habit, untidy, messy, messiness, clutter, cluttered, declutter, tidy, tidying, organise, organised, cubism, cubists, cubist
"Okay! I'll clean my room....but we both know I'll just mess it up again!"
"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."
Tags:pill, pills, tablet, tablets, medicine, medicines, doctor, doctors, prescribe, prescribes, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, ocd, obsessive compulsive, obsessive compulsive disorder, tidy, tidying, tidied, organize, organized, organise, organise, selfish, selfishly, bedside manner, bad manners, inconsiderate, psych, psychiatrist, psychiatric, therapy, therapist, therapies, parody, parodied, over the counter, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals
"You're getting a legendary desk. Some of these cords go back six, seven managers ago."
Tags:clutter, clutters, cluttered, mess, messy, messes, tidying, tidy, new job, congratulations, job, employment, hired, hire, new hire, employed, employee, employers, offices, desk, desks, messy desk, untidy, hoarder, hoarded, hoard, hoarding, desk job, desk jockey, managers, management, manager, wires, wire, wired, tech, technology, office work, modern life, modern
A cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind. Or a weak arm.
Roger Federer's Tips for Vacuuming
'Sorry I'm late...but my mother made me clean my room.'
"Whoever did this crime sure made a mess of the place. But not to worry...I got it all cleaned up for you guys."
Tags:crime scene, crime scene investigation, csi, csis, police, policeman, police man, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, crime scene technicians, crime scene technician, law enforcement, incompetence, incompetent, unprofessional, bad at job, tidy, tidying, cleaning up, clean up, cleans up, neat freak, neat freaks, investigation, murder investigation, investigations, murder investigations, crimes
Mighty Man Of Justice Throws A Party Part 1
Tags:comic strip, comic strips, comic book, comic books, comic, comics, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super-hero, super-heroes, parody, parodies, party, parties, partying, throw a party, throws a party, throwing a party, tidy, tidies, tidying, clean, cleans, cleaning, cook, cooks, cooking, party planner, party planners
"I think a pat on the back would have been enough for him tidying his room!"
Tags:reward, rewards, rewarding good behavior, rewarding good behaviour, spoil, spoiled, spoilt, spoiling, rich kid, rich kids, overly permissive, permissive, permissive parent, permissive parents, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, tidy, tidies, tidying, chore, chores, doing chores, pat on the back, pats on the back, parent, parents, parenting
In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.
Tags:cleanliness, clean, cleans, cleaning, tidy, tidies, tidying up, tidied up, cleaner, cleaners, clean glass, window cleaner, window cleaners, ocd, ocds, obsessive compulsive, obsessive compulsives, neat freak, neat freaks, impulse, impulses, tidy, tidiness, tidying, group therapy, group therapies, support group, support groups
Pardon me! My being born was your idea, not mine!
'This one's so beautiful it almost seems a shame to pull it out...'
'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'
'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'
"My Mom thinks I should clean my room. I'd like a second opinion."
Tags:mom, moms, mother, mothers, referral, referrals, second opinion, second opinions, medical opinion, medical opinions, family life, family-life, mum, mums, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, domestic chore, domestic chores, tidy, tidies, tidying