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"The school wants all the mothers who come to pick up in tights and crazy boots to dress better."
'You have the right to wear a belt. If you cannot afford a belt, one will be given to you.'
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"I can't believe I spent seven million dollars on tights."
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'Excuse me, your stockings are wrinkled.'
Bank robber wearing tights wonders why the cashiers are laughing at him.
'The airport manager donated her pantyhose when the last wind sock blew away.'
I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed
Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'
One size fits all.
'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'
The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.
"Are they sold separately?"
"No, I'm not gay!"
'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'
An Olympian's Moment
Before saving the pig with her web, Charlotte saved the age old problem of chicken legs.
"Is there a seamstress present?"
Maude finds an embarrassing ladder in her tights.
'So, how was YOUR day?'