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"You're embarassed that you complained about my fee. Now we're making progress."
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Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads
"At least he went quick. Although not quick enough, I'm afraid. This discount coupon expired last month."
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'You have to spend money to make money, and Walter just HATES it.'
'With Lance I pay the whole check.'
'Great. My date is wearing a flea collar, and he's a tightwad.'
'You know what a tightwad Howie was. He was thrilled when he found out he could save 60 percent on a cemetery plot if he was buried vertically.'
This time, Eddie was going to pay for this.
'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I get it... I'm made of money. That doesn't mean you're getting any.'
"Are these new belts for your car? I thought you were selling it."
"Check out Ralphie's car! It's soooo cool."
"Mr. Rod, are we getting a bonus this year?"
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'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'
"Why do we have to buy a headstone? Couldn't we just engrave something on the back of that one?"
'I worked hard, made my millions. There's nothin left to do except give it away - but I'm too cheap!'
'Symes, in lieu of a raise, here's a copy of my newly published memoir.' (titled 'Confessions of a Tightwad').
'I got where I am by economizing wherever possible. For example, I still make and receive my phone calls at the luncheonette downstairs.'
'He's so tight he won't even buy the kids a new computer.'
'I'll only put in 5p, I'm easily hurt!'
"He's talking about you, you know."
Cemetary memorial shows PIN number never revealed to heirs.
Fix me a drink that makes me feel like a million dollars for under five bucks.
'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'
At the greetings card desk: It's the thought that counts! In that case, give me the cheapest please.