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"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"
"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"
"Uh-oh. We don't have as much time as I thought we did."
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"I'll tell you my secret for increasing productivity. That clock has been unplugged for half an hour."
Time getting away
'At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK.'
"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."
The jury is still out on what goes faster...a jet powered full blow - dual engine - rocket propelled dragster, or a typical house clock on the weekend..."
"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."
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"You should have been here at eight o'clock."
"You very rarely get to work on time, your reports are always late you completely miss most meetings..."
"Lets discuss your punctuality issues."
"No, I took my coffee break before coming in."
"I bet I'm the first one here."
"Considering I punch in and out for you half the time, Larry, I guess it's only fair I keep half your paycheck!"
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"Your lecture on promptness seems to have worked - they were all out of here bang on five."
'We had show-and-tell at the office. When I showed up late, the boss told me I was all through.'
"It's running five minutes fast."
"What time does my secretary start work? About half an hour after she arrives!"
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'This Japanese watch you sold me is two hours slow. . .That's the time in Japan.'
'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'
'Excuse me, but do you have the time?'
'I'm leaving early cos I didn't come in so late'
The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)
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