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'Yes Sir, I finished the report two days ago - I'm just trying to decide on what font to use.'
'That's how much time your HMO allots for bypass surgery.'
"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."
Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign
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"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"
Tags:business executive, business executives, boss, bosses, new york, nyc, ny, new york city, new york, time, time zone, time zones, eastern standard time, subordinate, subordinates, regional time, regional time zones, time difference, time differences, california, hollywood, film industry, movie industry, film producer, film producers, getting ahead, get ahead, competition, competitiveness, order, ordering, ordered, director, directors, eastern time, pacific time, pacific standard time, unreasonable, unreasonable request, unreasonable requests, impossible request, impossible requests
Tags:person of the year, time, time front cover, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, potus, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, framed, frame, impeachment, trump impeachment, ukraine controversy, russian interference, russian hack, russian electoral interference, russia collusion
'That's right. It's a leap year.'
"A writer? Fantastic! I wish I had time to write."
"What happened to one o'clock?"
'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'
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Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.
"Limbo as such has been phased out, but we'll be keeping you on hold for an unspecified amount of time."
Tags:religion, religious, death, dead, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, limbo, purgatory, nothingness, uncertain, unspecified, unknown, phased out, gone, hold, holding, on hold, holds, time, waiting, technology, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, calls, call, calling, customer service, service
"I'm late! I'm late! For a very important - we're not putting labels on it right now!"
"You missed our anniversary again."
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Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.
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Tags:drunk, drunks, drunken, idea, ideas, spitball, spitballs, spitballing, time, time pass, time passes, time passing, side effect, side effects, global warming, climate change, time pass, time passes, time passing, passage of time, relativity, theory of relativity, martini, martinis, martini lunch, martini lunches, physicist, physicists
"A day is a long time."
"At this firm, Paulson, Your hour of need is fifty minutes."
"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, car, cars, catchphrase, ad, ads, advertisements, time, time passes, fast, fleeting
"It's not a reflection on you. I just want to spend more time with my dolls."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, friend, friends, friendship, kid, kids, child, children, leisure, hobby, hobbies, spending time, spend more time, time, reflection, reflections, reflecting, toy, toys, doll, dolls, playing, it's not me it's you, excuse, excuses
Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.
Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.
"When I retire, I promise we'll finally have time to read all the terms and conditions."
"Mia Farrow would ﬁnd the time!"
Tags:family, families, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, time, making time, attention, attention needy, entertainment, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, tantrum, temper-tantrum, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, temper-tantrums, tantrums, fit, pitching a fit, having a fit, actress, actresses, actor, actors
"The summer went so fast."