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Bull and bear checking in for work.
Employees lined up by time clock at domino factory have all fallen over like a row of dominos.
'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'
"Management thought that a little comic relief might cut down on the cases of job stress."
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"Look, Riley - about these Continental shifts..."
'I knew this would happen. The scorekeeper and time-clock official have been throwing elbows and talking trash the entire game.'
Tags:referee, referees, elbows, elbow, elbowed, elbowing, american football, football, argue, argues, arguing, argued, fight, fights, fighting, fought, scorekeeper, scorekeepers, score keeper, score keepers, time-clock, time clock, timer, timers, official, officials, dislike, dislikes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."
'I think we've carried women's lib too far.'
'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'
Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.
'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'
'I don't recall ordering any repairs on this.'
"You mind punching out first?"
"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"
'Give him a shove, He gets stuck sometimes,'
"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."
Tags:time clock, time clocks, time-clock, time-clocks, punching in, clocking in, timeclock, timeclocks, factories, factory worker, factory workers, lotteries, lottery win, lottery wins, lottery winners, construction, factory worker, laborer, work, working hours, boxing, boxing gloves, lottery, lottery winner, quit, quits, quitting
"I'd better get going. Time to get back to the office and punch out for the day."
As he enters courtroom, judge punches time clock.
Tags:judge and jury, courtroom, judge, judges, hanging judge, court of law, legal system, time clock, time clocks, time-clock, time-clocks, time schedule, tight schedule, on a tight schedule, busy schedule, punch clock, punch clocks, clocking in, clocking out, punching in, punching out, time card, time cards, defendant, defendants, trial, trials