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Tired of constantly sending her money, Jill's parents installed an ATM in her dorm room.
'I got you something to save time this Christmas.'
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'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'
"Yes, this cost cutting and time saving... but I worry. Are we leaving out any other time honored cliches?"
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"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."
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'I didn't have time to put up a lot of lights, so this year I only put up one giant one.'
'Fred always makes a poor first impression ? he says it saves a lot of time.'
'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'
"I find that doing my drinking at work is a tremendous time saver."
'It's ideal for the businessman who doesn't have time to put on a tie...'
"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"
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'I know you wanted to finish early, but we are only doing a bathroom in a prefab.'
"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"
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"They're specifically designed to save you time - which you can then spend looking online for fixes, for the problems they've caused!"
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"I undressed already to save us both some time."
'To make better use of time, the 5 second rule for eating something that's dropped to the floor has been reduced to 3 seconds.'
'In the interest of saving time, do you have any pre-shredded ones?'
'Ever noticed how all of man's inventions are time savers?'
'Just to save time, why don't I look for the car while you look for the car keys?'
'Welcome to 1001 Ways to Save Time In Your Busy Life...please press one now...'
'You certainly can't dispute the time I'll save in the morning,'
'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'
'To save you time, I bought my Valentine card. All you have to do is put a check in it.'
The Toilet Bike.
'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'