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Tired of constantly sending her money, Jill's parents installed an ATM in her dorm room.
'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'
'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'
"I make big batches and freeze it."
'This'll save a couple of journeys!'
Fetch the Boomerang
Tags:boomerang, boomerangs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, fetch, playing fetch, play fetch, pet, pets, dog walk, dog walking, walkies, minimal effort, lazy, laziness, cut corners, cutting corners, passive passivity, efficient, efficiency, economical, time saving, time-saver, time-savers, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, clever idea, clever ideas
GPS in Outer Space
Tags:out to lunch cartoon, gps, outer space, worm hole, time saving, sat nav, worm holes, time, space, travel, intergalactic, travelling, traveling, satellite navigation, satellite, navigation, navigator, navigators, navigation, spacecraft, spaceship, route, routes, alternative, alternate, cosmic, outer space
"Yes, this cost cutting and time saving... but I worry. Are we leaving out any other time honored cliches?"
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, cost cutting, cost cutter, cost, costs, time saving, time saver, time management, cliche, cliches, time honoured, time honored, time, accountant, accountants, accounting, profit, profits, loss, losses, profit margins, profit margins, filling in gaps, report writing, lazy, unimaginative, unoriginal, uncreative, bored, repeating, repetition, facetiously
"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."
Tags:bbq, barbecue, barbecues, grill, grills, grilling, outdoor cooking, outdoor cook, outdoor cooks, outdoor grill, outdoor grilling, outdoor grills, cook, cooks, cooking, burnt, burn, burns, burning, overcook, overcooks, overcooked, charcoal briquettes, charcoal, briquette, briquettes, timesaver, timesavers, time saver, time savers, time saving, saving time
'I didn't have time to put up a lot of lights, so this year I only put up one giant one.'
'This used to take hours.'
"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."
"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"
Tags:middle man, cutting out the middle man, junk mail, junk letter, recycling bin, recycling bins, recycle, recycles, recycler, postbox, post box, mailbox, mail box, mail boxes, mailboxes, letter, letters, post, postmen, postman, time saving, time saver, time savers, problem solving, problem solver, problem solvers, advertising
"The 'Naughty or Nice' app is a real time-saver."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, app, apps, naughty list, naughty lists, nice list, nice lists, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, festive period, time-saving, time saving, device, devices, gadget, gadgets, smartphone, smartphones, technological advances, technological advancements, cell, cells, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles
'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'
Tags:baseball, base ball, pitch, pitches, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, pitched, mound, mounds, hole, holes, taken out, take out, takes out, taking out, took out, lazy, innovative, clever, time saving, effort, efforts, fall, falls, falling, fallen, fell, trap, traps, trapped, trapping, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I know you wanted to finish early, but we are only doing a bathroom in a prefab.'
"When the leaves fall, they land in the cans. It sure saves a lot of raking!"
"They're specifically designed to save you time - which you can then spend looking online for fixes, for the problems they've caused!"
Tags:app, apps, application, applications, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, gadget, gadgets, glitch, glitches, time saver, time savers, time-saver, time-savers, time-saving, time saving, online fixes, problem solver, problem solvers, technological advances, technological advancements
"Fascinating! What on earth do you do with all that time you save?"
The other digital divide.
'To make better use of time, the 5 second rule for eating something that's dropped to the floor has been reduced to 3 seconds.'
'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'
'In the interest of saving time, do you have any pre-shredded ones?'
'Ever noticed how all of man's inventions are time savers?'