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'Look, I really do want to talk to you about last night's 'lost'... it just feels a little cliched to do it right here.'
"I know we didn't accomplish anything, but that's what meetings are for."
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"I'd like to believe we're redefining the way future generations will waste their time."
'Being constipated for three hours is no an emergency and does not require repeated pushing of the call button.'
'Right so we're agreed then, no one ever reads these reports so there's no point writing them anymore...and while we're at it we can stop filling out these forms, they're a waste of time.'
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"He's in the other room, grumbling about the culture."
"Do you mean am I busy busy?"
Tags:doodle, doodling, time wasting, time waster, time wasters, waste of time, busy, busyness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, lie, lying, liar, liars, excuse, excuses, making excuses, procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators, drawing in condensation, condensation
DMV - Enter Here
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"You gotta help me stop looking up stuff I don't actually care about."
Tags:modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern life, internet, the internet, internet browser, internet browsers, internet browsing, screen addict, screen addiction, screenaddict, computer, computers, pc, pcs, laptop, laptops, time wasting, time waster, time-wasting, time-waster, internet black hole, internet black holes, internet trawling, internet trawler, algorithm, algorithms, the algorithm, square eyes, boredom, boring, bored, overinformation, fake news, over-information, information overload
"I'm not going to sit here and make fun of the very people I'm wasting my time watching."
Tags:award ceremony, award ceremonies, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, mockery, mocking, heckler, hecklers, heckling, couch potato, couch potatoes, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture, fan, fans, cynic, cynics, husband, husbands wife, wives, time wasting, wasting time, time waster, time wasters
'How did you waste time before the internet?'
"Put the Jack under the Queen....then come see me in my office."
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'Do you know we spend one-third of our lives asleep in meetings?'
"Look, time is money- could you please fast forward to your point."
Tags:time is money, ramble, rambling, impatient, impatience, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, phonecall, phonecalls, time waster, time wasters, time wasting, bored, boring, boring conversation, boring conversations, get to the point, getting to the point
"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"
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'Who let Bessie substitute for Rudolf? I wasted half the night jumping over the moon!'
"Well, that was fun. But we really should get back down to business."
"Do you have a minute? And then another minute, and another..."
Tags:self employed, self employment, self-emplyed, self-employment, time waster, time wasteing, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, pet dog, pet dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, staff, employees, employee, reorganising staff, reorganizing staff
“We may as well go home. It’s obvious that this meeting isn’t going to settle anything.”
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'The efficiency experts we hired will need an extra week to finish their report.'
"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."
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"I don't care which doctor I see. 'm not going to listen to him anyway."
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"Great, you finally complied with our clean desk policy! So what all were you able to get done today?!"