Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'We merely talk to them about time shares until they leave voluntarily.'
"They come back to the same spot every year to mate!"
Tags:hotel, hotels, hotel room, hotel rooms, vacation, vacations, vacationing, vacation spot, vacation spots, honeymoon, honeymoons, honeymooning, timeshare, timeshares, mate, mates, mating, bird, birds, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birder, birders, birding, nature, natural world, mating behavior, mating behaviors, mating behaviour, mating behaviours
"Do we want a time-share on Two-Tree Island?"
Time share body.
"I bought a time share in South Beach."
Tags:snowmen, snowman, snow people, snow person, snow sculpture, snow sculptures, south beach, timeshare, timeshares, time-share, time-shares, vacation, vacations, vacation home, vacation homes, holiday home, holiday homes, thaw, thaws, thawing, winter, miami, florida, business decision, business decisions
"Worst timeshare ever."
Death Takes A Time-Share
Tags:death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, time share, timeshare, time-share, holiday, holidays, holiday home, beach house, sea front, beach hut, summer house, summer home, vacation home, vacation, vacations, out of office, on leave, relax, relaxes, relaxing
"I prefer the term "urban timeshare" to "homeless shelter".
"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."
"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"
Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.
'Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a timeshare property?'
Excess Baggage: Experienced travelers opt for vacation spots where they're not bothered by timeshare sale pitches.
Tags:excess baggage, tourist, tourists, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, travel plan, travel plans, vacation spot, vacation spots, holiday destination, holiday destinations, vacation destination, vacation destinations, experienced, traveler, travelers, timeshare, timeshares, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesmen, salesman
'I have a timeshare with Blitzen after the holidays.'
'That? It's the summerhouse.'
'No wonder these grave plots the kids got us were so cheap. They're timeshares!'
'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'
'I hate these time share things!'
Erm! I'm afraid that 53 months drinking,dancing and selling dodgy timeshares isn't the kind of summer holiday experience the major banks are looking for!
'To be honest, on our budget, all we can afford is a three day timeshare in a tent...'
'My time share? I get to wear this watch for two weeks a year. That's my time share.'
The Flying Timeshare,,,starting at only 3000 miles: 'Ask me,'
'Old Timeshare Cottage.'
"Hi there! Can I interest you in a unique time-share?"
"Oh, this isn't our primary home. Just an off-season time share."
Tags:old woman who lived in a show, old woman who lived in a boot, fairytale, fairy tale, fairytales, fairy tales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairy story, fairy stories, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, home share, time share, time shares, time-share, time-shares, timeshare, timeshares, holiday home, holiday homes, vacation home, vacation homes, vacation, vacationing, holidaying, sandal, sandals