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'You know, back when I was a kid, all we needed to have fun was an old tin can... that and a really low standard for what was fun.'
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"Could you hold for a second? It's Call Waiting."
Tags:phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, tin can, tin cans, string, strings, can, cans, playground, playgrounds, recess, call waiting, hold, on hold, busy schedule, busy schedules, schedule, schedules, kid, kids, child, children, place on hold, places on hold, placing on hold, other line, other lines, second line, second lines, phone line, phone lines
A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."
Tags:bumper sticker, bumper stickers, transportation, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, tin can, tin cans, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, wedding, weddings, marriage, marriages, just married, invite, invites, invitation, invitations, apologizing, apologising, apology, apologies, bride, brides, groom, grooms
"We've been married for twenty-five years. Perhaps we should remove the last remaining can."
Tags:marriage, just married, wedding, weddings, lazy, tin can, tin cans, wedding decor, wedding decoration, wedding decorations, wedding car, can on a string, car, cars, automobile, automobile, vehicle, vehicles, bumper, bumpers, wedding anniversary, anniversary, anniversaries, celebration, prolonged celebration, lazy, laziness, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, nag, nagging
"It's my masterpiece. My monument to the twentieth century."
Tags:monument, monuments, sculpture, sculptures, art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, masterpiece, masterpieces, 20th century, twentieth century, garbage, waste, recycling, materialism, consumerism, pollution, can, cans, drink can, drink cans, aluminium can, aluminium cans, aluminum can, aluminum cans, tin can, tin cans, soda, pop, health, fizzy drinks, cola, obesity, obesity crisis, unhealthy, junk food, sugary drinks
'I'm working on one with text capabilities.'
Now Accepting New Twenties
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, money, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begged, homeless, homelessness, tin cup, tin can, panhandle, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, bum, bums, hobo, hobos, charity, charities, donation, donations, donate
"I do wish the company would invest in newer technology."
"You have a collect call...do you accept the charges?"
"That couple has been joined at the hip since I was a kid."
"I just got married."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, wedding, weddings, marriage, marriages, tin can, tin cans, just married, tail, tails, tied, tradition, traditions, wedding traditions
'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.'
"Can you hold for a second? I have Can Waiting."
"Charley...I coulda been a container..."
Jack opening can of magic beans.
'I just got canned!'
MUSHROOM MASACRE. Colour
'This is the interoffice phone system they installed over the weekend?'
Knight with paint tin on his head.
Just dragging cans around.
Police Crime Scene tin can.