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The Tin Man Moves On
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'Hand over the brain.'
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'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'
Electronic Super Highway
Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.
"Actually I've made a pretty good career out of not having a brain."
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',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'
"Would you please stop saying 'That's a no-brainer'!"
"What did I tell you about your elbows on the table?"
"He gets her heart, you get her brain, and I get to eat the dog."
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Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.
'Yes, the test shows that you don't actually have a heart. But you can get one from the good doctor in the north.'
"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."
'I can't believe this! You're low in iron.'
'A BRAIN!' 'A HEART!' 'THE NERVE'
'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'
After each of their respective surgeries,the tin man, the scarecrow and the lion thank the wizard for their heart, brain and 'courage.'
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'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'
'I feel young again!'
'When I realised it wasn't a real heart, I decided to make a go of it in politics.'
The Tin Man falls on hard times.
'Egg toss, I thought this was the water balloon toss?'
'Great Oz, you mean, you're not an all-knowing consultant'
"Just as I suspected...hardening of the arteries"