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'Drop the can opener!'
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, pet, pets, petting, petted, can opener, can openers, tin opener, tin openers, gun point, gunpoint, freeze, freezes, freezing, order, orders, ordering, command, commands, commandingthe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I bought a new canopener, but let's save the old one in case we ever have a need for a broken canopener."
Tags:can opener, can openers, can-opener, can-openers, canopener, canopeners, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, hoard, hoards, collector, collectors, collection, tin opener, tin openers, tin-opener, tin-openers, kitchen, kitchen supplies, just in case, paranoia, magpie, magpies, accumulator, accumulators
'If Darwin's Thoery of Evolution is correct, we should be able to open one of these by now.'
'Evil woman. She knows I never learned how to use one of these things.'
"I'd say old school crime. None of your high tech methods here."
Tags:safe, money, burglar, tin opener, sardines, police, investigate, criminal, sardine can, sardine cans, sardine tin, sardine tins, tin openers, safecracker, safecrackers, safe cracker, safe crackers, old school, old school technique, old school techniques, crimes, criminal, criminals, bank robbery, bank robberies
"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."
"What we really need to make this work is opposable thumbs."
"We need a quieter can opener."
Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.
"Do you have any idea what you've done?"
Tags:can opener, can openers, dog, dogs, cat, cats, feline, felines, canine, canines, cat behaviour, cat behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, feline behaviour, feline behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, pet, pets, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, naughty dog, naughty dogs, chewing, bad dog, bad dogs, fool, foolish, dog food, cat food, tin opener, tin openers
How Cats See Their Home.
'I searched the whole internet and couldn't find anything on how to work a can opener.'
'Apparently, in the kitchen it is more masculine not to use a power tool.'
Tin Can Operation.
'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'
Road chaos as new gas pipe is laid.
If only we could learn how to open these things, we wouldn't be dependent anymore...
Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.
'Cook chilled plastic foil piercer and opener.'
Sick wife teaches husband to use can-opener
Delivery Van with Tin Opener
Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)
Tags:cafe, fating place, bistro, cafes, bistros, lunch, meal, food, drink, snack, toast, beans, restaurant, leisure, coffee, coffee bar, menu, special, extra, extras, additional fee, cost, added extra, as standard, tin opener, can opener, fare, added cost, hidden fee, hidden fees, hidden charge, hidden charges
"What I actually said was 'Canapes'...."
Tags:can, tin can, container, metal container, restaurant, cafe, meal, supper, canapes, can of peas, tin opener, communication, accent, speech, cuisine, nouvelle cuisine, food, repast, lunch, dinner, gourmet food, gourmet meal, tablecloth, canape, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, gourmet, gourmand, gourmands