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Baby throwing cans of food around in supermarket,
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'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.
'Raise your paw for the corresponding ear when you hear the sound of a can opener.'
"I'm so tired of eating meals from a can...I could spit!"
'With our low prices we can't afford a chef.'
...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.
'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'
"Wanda, I INSIST you stop referring to yourself as damaged goods!"
'Can, you hear me?'
'If Darwin's Thoery of Evolution is correct, we should be able to open one of these by now.'
Lady to Dog: 'Don't blame me if dinner's weird tonight. You chewed the labels off all the cans!'
"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."
Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.
'Evil woman. She knows I never learned how to use one of these things.'
'Well that's just great. As if this stuff didn't already suck enough.'
"I'm hungry, Dear. How about opening a can of worms."
'You're needed at the can opener.'
"It's past its sell-by, best-by and use-by dates, but its kills-by date is still good."
Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....
"My compliments to the can opener."
''EZ Lift Tab.' When I was your age we knew dinner was ready when we heard the can opener.'
'This is awful tasting stuff...contains chicken parts...I hate to even imagine what parts!'