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No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.
'I'm pooped, what say we have a little paper jam in tray two?'
"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, grown apart, growing apart, small talk, small-talk, conversations, conversations, neglect, neglectful, tired, tiredness, exhaustion, monotony, monotonous, modern life, modern times, repetition, repetitive, repetitiveness, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs
'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'
'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'
Tags:bear, bears, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleeper, sleepers, hibernate, hibernates, hibernation, hibernations, hibernated, alarm, alarms, wake up, wakes up, wake up call, wake up calls, wake-up call, wake-up calls, hotel, hotels, front desk, front desks, tire, tires, tiring, tired, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
I am coffee and I need more coffee
"I'm tired of people who write first novels."
Tags:writer, writers, literature, author, authors, book, books, novel, novels, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, bookseller, booksellers, first, publishing, publisher, publishers, reading, reader, readers, trend, trends, trendy, firsts, tired, sick, bored, boring, modern life, critic, critics, critique, criticism, criticising, criticizing
"I wish this bench was in front of something I understood."
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, bench, benches, tired, tiresome, understand, understanding
A man wearing a shirt labeled "Last night" opens his medicine cabinet containing an aerosol can labeled "Today".
Tags:medicine cabinet, medicine cabinets, medicine chest, medicine chests, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, washroom, washrooms, today, last night, man, men, stress, tired, drinking, hangover, hangovers, hungover, aerosol can, aerosol spray, spray can, spray, sprays, problem, problems, refresh, new day
'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'
"Of course I drink during the day—I'm way too tired to drink at night."
Tags:day drinker, day drinkers, day drinking, day drink, day drinks, wine, wines, glass of wine, glasses of wine, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, child rearing, child, kid, kids, stay-at-home, stay-at-home moms, stay-at-home mums, exhausted, exhaustion, tired, tiring, overtired, overexhausted
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, coffee shop, coffee shops, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, barista, baristas, drink, drinks, drinking, coffee, coffees, decaf, decaffeinated, caffeine, caffeinated, sleepy, tired, sleeping, napping, energy, low energy, trend, trends, trendy, food trends, drug, stimulant, stimulants, fitness, health
"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"
"Hi Ho, Hi Ho. . . It's back to sleep I go."
"Of course you still make me laugh, just not out loud."
'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'
"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"
"Here is your very own doll, so you can see how tiring it is to raise a child."
Instant human... just add coffee
'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'
"Morton's on the cutting edge of pooped."
"Me, too—but it's a good tired."
A sleepy looking driver waits for a passenger in a sleepy looking car.
"He'll finish your nap for you."
Tags:office, offices, corporate, nap, naps, napping, napping on the job, goofing off, asleep at the wheel, sleeping on the job, sleep, sleepy, sleeping, assistant, assistants, fatigue, tired, intern, interns, internship, internships, underling, underlings, staying awake, afternoon nap, afternoon naps