Tires Cartoons and Comics

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Flats Fixed

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

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'Thanks for changing the tire, Mr. Cromwell. Bob and I both have back problems.'

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

Car Repair: 'Do these tires make me look fat?'

'Hi. I just rowed in from Norway and boy! Are my arms Thor!'

'When you said you were wearing designer jeans, I didn't know they were designed by Goodyear.'

Tired of being yelled at, employees at Lufner Industries discovered a way to lace Mr. Lufner's coffee with a solid form of nitrous oxide.

Perry became painfully aware of just how dangerous bald tires can be.

'Hard day at work, dear?'

"Don't s'pose you know how to change a flat?"

"I've come for your tires."

"Yeah, I've been in rehub."

'And here's our new and improved version.'

"Don't be a goon. Probably all he's after is your tires."

'I'm tired, but it's a good tired.'

A man leaves tire tracks on the beach.

"Oh dear Lord no! There had to have been another way!"

Hudson River Crouton