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"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
Tags:date, dates, dating, carry, carries, carrying, jane, swing, swings, swinging, heavy, heaviness, lift, lifts, lifting, arm, arms, complain, complains, complaining, carry, carries, carrying, heavy load, heavy loads, heavy lifting, complaint, complaints, swing from tree to tree, swinging from tree to tree, pain, pains, painful, tire, tires, tiring, tired out, tuckered out, exhausted, exhaustion, exhaust, exhausting
Tags:cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, tires, tire, tyre, tyres, repairs, repairfix, fixed, mechanic, mechanics, flat tire, flat tires, flat tyre, flat tyres, flats, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, flat tires fixed, flat tyres fixed, spare tire, spare tires, spare tyre, spare tyres, business, businesses, customers, customer service, customer experience, genius bar, quality, product quality, sales, customer
'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'
'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'
Tags:bear, bears, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleeper, sleepers, hibernate, hibernates, hibernation, hibernations, hibernated, alarm, alarms, wake up, wakes up, wake up call, wake up calls, wake-up call, wake-up calls, hotel, hotels, front desk, front desks, tire, tires, tiring, tired, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Mars Rover's wheels stolen.
Tags:space, tire, tires, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, cinder block, cinder blocks, theft, thieves, mars, curiosity rover, concrete, planet, planets, robbed, rob, robbing, tyre, tyres, science, scientist, astronomy, probe, probes
'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'
"I just want to go home, chill out and scoop goo out of my head."
"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"
Yoga through the Years
A guide to rejected Emjois.
Tags:emotion, emotions, emoticon, emoticons, guide, guides, guidance, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections, fire, fires, tire, tires, face, faces, tattoo, tattoos, twerk, twerks, twerking, rabbat, rabbit bat, combine, combined, hybrid, flat earth, flat earth society, road rage, emoji, emojis, inappropriate
"Yeah, I'm okay. Just picking up the pieces after a traumatic investment."
Tags:investment, investments, investing, invested, invests, invest, traumatic, traumatise, traumatising, traumatised, traumatized, traumatized, traumatizing, pick up the pieces, picking up the pieces, picked up the pieces, picks up the pieces, investment manager, investment managers, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, financial advisor, financial advisors, business deal, business deals, cleaning up the mess, cleans up the mess, cleaned up the mess, fixing, overworked, overwork, unappreciated, underappreciated, tired, tires, tiring, exhausted, exhausting, exhaustion
Tags:like, likes, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, social media fatigue, fatigue, tired, tire, tires, exhaustion, exhausted, social media age, millennial, millennials, modern life, modern living, modern communication, communication, communications, dog, dogs, cats, cats, sharing, oversharing, over sharing, overshare, over share
'Thanks for changing the tire, Mr. Cromwell. Bob and I both have back problems.'
For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.
Tags:work, working, worker, workers, worked, tire, tires, tired, sleepy, sleep, sleeps, nap, naps, napping, napper, nappers, quest, quests, internet, website, websites, web, webs, net, nets, site, sites, discreet, discreetly, avoid, avoids, attention, attentions, sneak, sneaks, sneaking, sneaky, close to home
"So tell me... Do these tires make me look flat?"
Tags:car, cars, garage, garages, mechanic, mechanics, females, fashionable, fashions, mot, mots, repair, repairs, paint shop, body and paint, flat tire, fat, make me look fat, advice, opinion, flat tires, tyer, tyers, tire, tires, new tires, driver, drivers, compliment, compliments, loaded question, loaded questions, attractive, attractivness, husband, husbands, wife, wives, anxiety, anxieties, body shop, body shops, mechanic, mechanics, repair, repairs, repair service, repair services
"I'm trying to find the vaccine, but it's so hard to create right now."
Tags:covid, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, virus, viruses, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, viruses, viologist, virologists, scientist, scientists, bore, bored, boring, bores, tired, tires, tiring, tire, unwilling, lethargic, lethargy, lazy, laziness, create, creates, creating, created, creator, pandemic, pandemics
'Hi. I just rowed in from Norway and boy! Are my arms Thor!'
'When you said you were wearing designer jeans, I didn't know they were designed by Goodyear.'
Tags:goodyear, tyre, tyres, tire, tires, jeans, trousers, design, designs, designed, designer, designers, label, labels, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, wear, wears, wearing, wearer, wearers, wore, worn, surprise, surprises, surprised, surprising, fashion sense, dress sense, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tired of being yelled at, employees at Lufner Industries discovered a way to lace Mr. Lufner's coffee with a solid form of nitrous oxide.
Tags:nitrous, oxide, oxides, laugh, laughs, laughing, laughter, cheerful, cheerfulness, fed up, had enough, annoy, annoys, annoyed, annoying, employee, employees, lace, laces, lacing, laced, coffee, coffees, tire, tires, tired, tiring, lose, loses, losing, lost, presentation, presentations, close to home
Perry became painfully aware of just how dangerous bald tires can be.
Tags:tire, tires, tyre, tyres, wheel, wheels, rogaine, bald, balding, smooth, smoothing, slick, slicks, rob, robs, robbing, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, danger, dangerous, pain, pains, painful, painfully, gun, guns, shoot, shots, arm, armed, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Hard day at work, dear?'
"Don't s'pose you know how to change a flat?"
"I've come for your tires."
Tags:grim reaper, the grim reaper, death, mechanic, mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, car repair, tyre, tyres, tire, tires, car tyre, car tyres, car tire, car tires, automobile, automobiles, auto, autos, ripoff, ripoffs, rip-off, rip-offs, rip off, rip offs, ripped off, ripped-off, con, cons, con artist, con artists, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Yeah, I've been in rehub."
Tags:rehabitalition, rehab, rehabs, tire, tires, tyre, tyres, tire hub, tire hubs, hub, hubs, drug addict, wheel cap, wheel caps, addicts, hub cap, hub caps, wheel trim, wheel trims, addiction, addictions, drug addicts, drug addiction, rehab program, rehab programs, seven step program, car accessory, garage, garages, car shop, car shops, pun, puns, word game, word games, word-game, word-games
'And here's our new and improved version.'