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'My only regret is that I'll never live to see the movie.'
"This is your captain speaking, everyone relax. It's not an iceberg, it's plastic."
Tags:titanic, iceberg, icebergs, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, plastic, plastics, facsimile, facsimiles, fake, fakes, calm, calms, calm down, calms down, calming down, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, quell, quells, quelling, fear, fears, lookalike, lookalikes, ocean liner, ocean liners
An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.
'Here's mine, water dominates, dress warm as you enter a chilly phrase...'
Tags:sea, seas, ocean, oceans, titanic, ship, ships, boat, boats, unsinkable, iceberg, icebergs, atlantic, shipwreck, shipwrecks, passanger, passangers, disaster, disasters, lifeboat, lifeboats, astrony, astronomer, astronomers, drowing, drown, drowns, drowned, horoscope, horoscopes, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"And tell that b*****d I quit! My life begins today!"
First class only raft.
Tags:1%, occupy wall street, sinking ship, sinking ships, late capitalism, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, first class, upper class, upper classes, champagne, lifeboat, lifeboats, life preserver, life preservers, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, titanic, unfair, second class, second class citizen, second class citizens, wealth gap, wealth gaps, wage gap, wage gaps, income gap, income gaps, inequality, economic inequality, life of luxury
Titanic 2030: The Rematch
Tags:titanic, sunken ship, hit an iceberg, hitting an iceberg, iceberg, icebergs, global warming, climate change, melting ice caps, environmental disaster, environmental issues, rising sea levels, man-made climate change, climate emergency, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, rematch, rematches
'Women and children first!'
"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."
Titanic Action Figures
Tags:black humour, dark humour, insensitive, insensitivity, titanic, the titanic, action figure, action figures, action-figure, action-figures, drowned, drowning, ship, ships, rms titanic, passenger liner, passenger liners, atlantic ocean, north atlantic ocean, iceburg, iceburgs, shipwreck, shipwrecks, ship wreck, ship wrecks, ship-wreck, sink, sinking, sunk, sinking ship, sinking ships, toy, toys, doll, dolls
My Folks Sailed the Titanic and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Tags:sarcasm, titanic, souvenir, souvenirs, holiday gift, holiday gifts, holiday, holidays, vacations, vacation gift, vacation gifts, t-shirt, t-shirts, t shirt, t shirts, family life, tee shirt, tee shirts, travel, vacation, gifts, maritime disaster, maritime disasters, historic disaster, historic disasters
Caution Wet Floor
Titanic and Noah's Ark
Experts through the ages.
'Some gobbledegook from the Titanic...LOL...then two hours later, OMG.'
Good news from Brussels
"The shipping industry has a name for the bold type of corporate restructuring we're about to undertake..."
Tags:titanic, the titanic, rearrange chairs on the titanic, corporate, corporation, business strategy, business plan, business tactics corporate tactics, restructures, restructure, restructuring, management, leader, leadership, meeting, meetings, plan, planning, industry, money, hierarchy, decision-making, change, change for change's sake, adapt, adaptation
'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'
'I thought buying the boat would make him more optimistic about the future but apparently not...'
Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.
Keep her steady!
Titanic Mistake (Bannon racist iceberg)
Tags:titanic, ship, ships, mistake, mistakes, massive mistake, massive mistakes, tragic mistake, tragic mistakes, steve bannon, bannon, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, us presidential election 2016, 2016 election, 2016 elections, 2016 presidential election, election, elections, iceberg, icebergs, presidential race, racism
"We could have changed course, but it's against the rules..."
Tags:titanic, sinking ship, sunken ship, shipwreck, shipwrecked, shipwrecks, hit an iceberg, iceberg, change course, changed course, changing course, avoiding disaster, avoid disaster, corporate culture, corporate rules, pendant, pedantry, mindless, thoughtless, corporate drone, corporate drones, against the rules, rules, rule, stupid rule, rule follower, following rules, mindlessly following rules
'If you really cared about me, you'll swim back to the boat and get my bottle of wine.'