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'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'
"I was comped."
Football or no football, that's not how we pass the plate.
The collection plate at church has a piggy bank on it.
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Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'
'Wait...I have a coupon.'
'A tithe is defined as a tenth of your income, Mr. Talmadge -- not ten percent of whatever you happen to have in your pocket on Sunday morning!'
"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"
"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."
"Since you tithed from the 'net' and not the 'gross', you're going to Hog Heaven instead."
"The pastor has got to work on that lisp of his."
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'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'
Harold stares at people he thinks the sermon is pertiment to.
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"The turnstile will help count attendance and raise the offering."
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"Hey Mom, I caught Satan!"
Tags:altar, jesus, god, altar call, altar calls, biblical, bible, church, churches, sunday school, sunday schools, pastor, pastors, preacher, preachers, prayer, prayers, pray, praying, prays, tithe, missionary, missions, satan, devil, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, old testament, genesis, lucifer, fallen angel
"Great deal or not, the new choir robes go back."
Tags:altar, jesus, god, altar call, biblical, bible, church, churches, the bible, sunday school, sunday schools, pastor, pastors, preacher, preachers, prayer, prayers, pray, prays, tithe, tithes, tithing, missionary, missions, choir, choirs, choral group, choral groups, church choir, choir robes, choir robe, bargain, bargains, good deal, good deals, great deal, great deals, sale, sales, bargain, bargains
The offering increased substantially after being live streamed on the jumbotron.
"You take an offering "EVERY" week?"
'Gee, you'd think all that tithing would count for something.'
"No, there is not an annual cap on tithes."
"If you tithe a full 10%, not only will you get your name on the pride wall but for a limited time you will also get one of these T-shirts."
"I can't buy forgiveness? - What kind of crazy economic system Is THAT?"
'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'
Gracie donates her piggy bank on the collection basket at church.
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