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"Soon, my little friend, soon."
"You have brought sunshine to my life and now I must say good-bye."
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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!
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"The Toast Whisperer"
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"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."
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"Hold on-I think you got my toast."
Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf
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'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'
Toast of the future
"In a perfect world your toast would be done just right. But we don't live in a perfect world, do we?"
"Isn't there some other way to celebrate the bicentennial of the French revolution."
'Happy New Year! I'd like to propose a toast to all our friends and neighbors who we didn't invite.'
Girls learn to feed themselves earlier than boys do.
Toast pops up and sticks to fly strip.
'I'm just making some grilled cheese sandwiches for my co-workers and then you can start your tanning session, miss.'
'Heating this apartment requires more bread than most people have.'
A Marshmallow Family Christmas.
Fred drinks to restricting himself to just one glass of wine a day.
'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'