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'My god, he's insane.'
The untold wine-making process.
Corn and Bunion plants.
'And finally, the Nobel prize for most toes...'
The More She LEans To Touch Her Toes, The Further Away They Get
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The Mummy's Curse.
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'As far as dancing goes, the doctor says you need to stay off my feet for 6-8 weeks.'
'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'
'What is a fifth part of a foot?'
'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'
"Let me touch them for you, son."
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'Yup, that was one ingrown toenail!'
Toes stick out of overflowing bath.
"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."
'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'
'I'm going to take your advice and count my blessing, Dr. Kapuchink. Right off the top of my head, I'm sure I can think of at least ten.'
"No He didn't just fall asleep. He's COMA TOES."
"Actually, I already knew where that little piggy went."
Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.
'You are pigeon toed.'
Village of the darned,
"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"
'STOP DOING THAT!'