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"The dog wants out again!"
"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"
Tags:frankenstein, scientist, experiments, brains, halloween, mary shelley, scientists, experiment, frankenstein's monster, victor frankenstein, gothic horror, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, mad scientist, mad scientists, kidney problem, kidney problems, kidney, kidneys
"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."
'Whenever somebody tells me 'you go girl' I generally have to.'
'According to my sources, you spent 12 minutes in the bathroom. Your pay will be docked accordingly.'
The Puppet Poop
Cow uses Alphorn as a toilet
Tags:alphorn, alphorns, alpenhorn, alpenhorns, alpine horn, alpine horns, labrophone, labrophones, cow, cows, cattle, alps, musical instrument, musical instruments, outdoor toilet, outdoor toilets, outhouse, cowpat, cowpats, cow poop, cow poops, cow poo, cow poos, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, tradition, traditions, traditional
"In order to save time and money on coffee and bathroom breaks, I've streamlined the process..."
Employees must wash hands.
Tags:hand, hands, employees must wash hands, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, sign, signs, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleanliness, employee, employees, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, condition, conditions, toilet, toilets, toilet break, toilet breaks, potty break, potty breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, dismember, dismembers, dismembering, dismemberment, amputations, amputate, amputates, amputating, letter of the law
'What's this nonsense about you not having enough time to go to the toilet?'
"Wish I'd never teamed up with 'Incontinence Boy'..."
"He's been working on that project non-stop."
"Watch my purse, okay?"
"Toilet breaks are for WINNERS!"
Voyages of Sinbad: The later years.
Tags:sinbad, fables, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, old-age, old age, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, incontinence, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, fable, old, elderly, old man, later years, couple, married couple, nighttime, voyage, trip
"Do you mind if I use your restroom?"
Alien Toilet Break
"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"
"I'll be right back- can you watch my Large Hadron Collider?"
Tags:lhc, the lhc, large hadron collider, laptop, laptops, coffee shop, coffee shops, cafe, cafes, e worker, e workers, eworker, eworkers, remote worker, remote workers, remote working, favour, favours, favor, favors, cern, physicist, physicists, higgs boson, particle collider, particle colliders, toilet break, toilet breaks, personal break, personal breaks, comfort break, comfort breaks, pet, pets
Chinese dragon in the men's room
A birdhouse sits next to an outhouse.
Dutch boy and the finger in dyke...
'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?'