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"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is Jack Kruthers on the toilet."
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"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."
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Boy Plays Flute With Backside
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"That's Mount Keister. Be Careful though, it could go off at any time!"
"Dang brother, that one lifted you right off the seat. Man, that's gotta hurt."
"It was very generous of you, by the way."
"She's a natural!"
"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"
"Very nice work indeed. You've captured a profound sense of provenance; the excrement and its excreter in an ever-rolling circle of life. "
'No wonder you're backed up.The box says 'ear', not 'rear!'
'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'
'His prostate is just fine'
Cupids with plunger
'Dad doesn't get my self defecating humor.'
"Ha ha ha, toilet humour! Classic!"
Wait Your Turn!
Elephant & Sheik
'...But enough about me, what do you do for a living?'
'Always aim high, son - that way, you won't splash your shoes.'
"Gracie, I don't know any jokes...but I know funny stories!"