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'There are times when I still appreciate the feel of paper.'
'It was the only white thing I had.'
'Thanks... I'm all for the paperless office - but I draw the line at the paperless toilet...'
"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"
A Tree's Prayer: "...If I should die before I wake, Please don't let me come back as toilet paper. Amen."
The paperless workplace of the future
"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"
'What did we do to deserve this...Miraculous bounty of free toilet paper!!!'
'I was on a roll and then my life just unraveled.'
"I wish for lots of clean fun this year."
"I've watched enough TV commercials to know that this is bear country."
STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'
'Hey, Jer. . . You forgot step #2.'
Candy cane trailing toilet paper
'I lost my roll, but you wouldn't believe the crappy exercise I had to go through.'
"We also argue about which way the toilet paper roll should hang."
"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"
"They say we're going to become a paperless society! But that's one place I don't want to find without paper!"
Sudoku toilet paper
'Never, Ever...use a restroom without checking the toilet paper first.'
'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'
Toilet paper funeral
"Did your kid enjoy his swimming lessons?"