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'Yeah, I've been lucky. My business is pretty darned recession-proof.'
'Damn this paperless office!'
'Thanks... I'm all for the paperless office - but I draw the line at the paperless toilet...'
'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'
A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.
The Unreachable Toilet Roll
"I feel so used."
'Houston, we have a problem.'
Snake charmer charming toilet paper.
A Tree's Prayer: "...If I should die before I wake, Please don't let me come back as toilet paper. Amen."
'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'
"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"
New! Books on toilet paper.
1069 BC: Ancient Egyptians invent the loo roll.
"I wish for lots of clean fun this year."
'I was on a roll and then my life just unraveled.'
'We need more bums on sheets, Thompson.'
Fly Strip Bathroom
"I've watched enough TV commercials to know that this is bear country."
'The budget doesn't allow for a Christmas party . . . . .'
Rock and Roll
'I lost my roll, but you wouldn't believe the crappy exercise I had to go through.'
Candy cane trailing toilet paper
"Anyone got a toilet roll?"