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"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."
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Og invents the port-a-potty.
'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'
"I can't remember whether I left the toilet seat up last night."
"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"
"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"
"How did the lid get that way? Will it still work?"
"I don't suppose you know how to fix me a drink?"
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Bob took putting the seat down to a whole new level.
'Initial excavations suggest an ancient civilisation that was male-dominated.'
'How are you on toilet seats?'
The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...
"Our $500- Pentagon toilet seats now made by Haliburton in Iraq for $800."
'It's a nice invention, but you left the seat up.'
"It's a smart toilet...after my husband uses it, the seat puts itself down!"
Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.
"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."
"The Quinceys are coming over. Better tighten up the toilet seat again."
Women's research center for male behavior.
'I super-glued it.'
'In dealing with her disobedient husband, Agnes finally had to resort to a 'choke tie'.
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"When I die I want a closed casket funeral."
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'No, you can't have another flip phone. You always leave the lid up.'
'We just received this photo of a toilet from Curiosity. It appears the seat has been left up, providing more evidence that men are from Mars.'
'Your wife phones to say you left the toilet seat up in the bathroom again sir!'