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"I'm sorry, you kept reading the paper and I couldn't wait any longer."
"Our focus here is on the arts. Is he pottery trained?"
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"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."
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"Ya, that's right. Blame the help!"
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'I owe all my success to being potty-trained at an early age.'
'Either my waterbed is leaking... or I am.'
"People!...I don't care if this is real news or fake news. It's real newspaper and I'm gonna need it soon!"
"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"
"Every time I do this they call it an accident. Really though, it's all a choice."
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'See you then!'
"Your present is under the tree."
'I think I've just made a terrible mistake.'
'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'
'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'
"My client tried to get out the back door..."
"Yes. But before you become king you must learn to go potty..."
You Are Here - Pampoos
"No, sweetie, not in the meadow! Where do we poop?"
Tags:does a bear poo in the woods, rhetorical question, rhetorical questions, stating the obvious, potty training, toilet training, bathroom, bathrooms, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, cub, cubs, bear cub, bear cubs, natural habitat, natural habitats, mama, mamas, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums
"Why didn't you think of that while you were sitting on the potty with the water running?"
'I got it for potty training.'
"You'll outgrow it. I inked the bed when I was young, too."
'This ought to do the trick.'
"I'd better get off the phone now. I think Timmy has to go number one."
Advanced Paper Training
"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."