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'I'm just checking this deoderant wasn't tested on anyone I know...'
Ockham's Chooses a Razor,
"People!...I don't care if this is real news or fake news. It's real newspaper and I'm gonna need it soon!"
"Pssst... Hey, buddy, could you spare some aluminum foil?..."
Just Arrived: Tom Clancy toiletries.
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"Talc is cheap."
1069 BC: Ancient Egyptians invent the loo roll.
'Professional strength deodorant? Are there professional sweaters? Is there a professional sweaters tour? Are there amateur sweaters?'
'I got myself a new razor, according to the package it's supposed to bring out the goddess in you.' 'Which one, love or war?'
High security government rest rooms.
'What do you mean, a 'bath-oil spill'?'
Which one of these things is the soap?
Advertising: 'My hair is full of adjectives!' (non-drying, dazzle,gloss,colour,spring,shine,strenght,bounce,moisture).
Raymond froze. As he stared into the mirror, he bean to realize the truth about himself. The truth he had been denying for far too long... It had finally happened. He was completely washed up.
Bad news, our men's aftershave has just been listed as an environmental hazard.
'It's irresistible to women. . . It smells of money.'
'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'
'Do you look in the mirror after you've washed?'
'A ballcock and a toilet seat please...'
"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."
Body Wash/Hog Wash.
Judge looking at M'Lud Pack on shelf.
What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40