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"This is our most popular model."
On this site will be constructed a 38-story luxury mausoleum
"He looks just the way he did in life."
Tomb of the Unknown Oppressed White Male
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"And that's my tomb."
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"Jim didn't know when to stop having fun."
"He died young."
Tags:history, historical, egypt, ancient, ancient egypt, egyptian, pyramids, giza, pyramid, tomb, tombs, grave, graves, death, dead, young, youth, died young, age, ages, child, children, kid, kids, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, small, tiny, mini, tourist, tourists, tourism, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists
"She was one great termite."
Tags:termite, termites, memorial, memorials, bug, bugs, termite mound, termite mounds, termite colony, termite colonies, grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, tombstone, tombstones, statue, statues, tomb, tombs, entomology, entomologists, mourner, mourners, mourning, griever, grievers, grief, griefs
Tags:tomb, tombs, vampire, vampires, victorian, victorians, historical, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, legend, legends, london, grave, graves, grave robber, grave robbers, language, word play, word-play, play on words, wrong, mistake, mistaken, bummer, gothic, slang, slangs, modern slang, modern life
"You’re trying to take credit for one of mine."
"Your people will remember you for the money you saved them by not building a pyramid."
Tags:egypt, ancient egypt, history, pharaoh, pharaohs, servant, servant, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, pyramid, pyramids, monument, monuments, landmark, landmarks, memorial, memorials, tomb, tombs, death, preparing for death, funeral, desert, government, taxes, tax, construct, construction, construction project, construction projects, build, building project, building projects, saving money, public funds, waste, wasteful spending
Lawyer lists his billable hours on tombstone.
Fred Perkins: Still waiting for Apologies from the following people...
Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.
"You don't look a day over 3030."
Tags:ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, hieroglyphics, pyramid, pyramids, egyptologist, egyptologists, pharaoh, pharaohs, tomb, tombs, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeology, ancient history, ancient historian, ancient historians, date, dates, compliment, compliments, complimenting
'We're really sorry!'
'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'
All You Need To Know: Somebody Else's Fault/Their Own Fault/Nobody's Fault.
"He was never one to waste words."
Tags:rip, eulogy, eulogies, epitaph, epitaphs, grave, gravestone, gravestones, graves, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tomb, tombs, tombstone, tombstones, wasting words, waste, inscription, mincing words, inscriptions, chatterbox, silent type, chatterboxes, conversational skills, conversation, conversations
Tomb of the unknown leftover
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Tuned In, Turned On, Dropped Out, Dropped In, Worked Out, Saved Up, Dropped Dead.
Tags:beatniks, hippies, tune in, turn on, drop out, death, cemeteries, exercise, savings, language, slogans, tombstone, tombstones, tomb, tombs, grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, eulogy, eulogies, obituary, obituaries, inscription, inscriptions, epitaph, epitaphs, headstone, headstones, life cycle, life-cycle
"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."
'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'
Ancient Egyptian casket with arm extensions.