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'Might be depression. Your tongue is depressed.'
'Think of it as a tongue depressor on steroids.'
'Here's another popsicle stick for ya, Doc.'
'This is a tongue depressor for patients who won't stop talking.'
'I'd like to put this tongue depressor in your mouth. Will you please sign the waiver?'
Doctor with tongue depressor in man's mouth: 'No, really, it's okay ... I was done with the popsicle.'
'I'll be right with you just as soon as I find my lucky tongue depressor.'
'Please stick out your tongue again, only much, much, much slower.'
'Can you spell that?'
'I knew it was going to cost me when I saw the Mahogany tongue depressor.'
'He licked all my tongue depressors.'
'I knew it was going to cost me when I noticed the mahogany tongue depressor'
'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'
'Give you a few tongue depressors and you're good for the afternoon.'
'You're allergic to tongue depressors!'
'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'
'The Super Stainless Steel Tongue Depressor! -- it'll last for years!'
'Nurse, this patient has a very serious eating disorder -- bring me another tongue depressor.'