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Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.
"Ninety-five percent of you is still fuzzy wuzzy."
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"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."
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'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'
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Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers...
'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'
"Apparently the fission faction is out of faction while the fusion faction is in fashion."
'I'm sorry your honor, I meant to say I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.'
How Much Wood could a Woodchuck Chuch?
'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'
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'Sally,there's significant speculation that some of the seashells sold from your seaside seastore are supposedly stolen,'
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'This next part is important. Can you say, ‘putting people before profits' - three times fast - without laughing?'
Production person phires Peter Piper phor puny peck o' pickled peppers!
'What do you have in a size six?'
'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?'
"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."
'Are you sure Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear? He sounds like a corporate accountant.'
'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'
'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'
'OK, I give up - how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?'
Limerick of the day.
'Apparently he's been trying to say some tongue twisters.'
A Tongue Twister.
"Excuse me. Do you know of anyplace around here that has sea shells for sale?"