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"If you want to be more like Mom and Dad, kids, you've got to start pounding down those Shirley Temples."
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'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'
"I'm cutting you off, pal. You've had enough Snapple."
'But MOM, our success depends on following the dictates of the marketplace, and the marketplace is dictating gin and tonics!'
In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day
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-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"
'Your antidote, m'lord...'
Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.
"Double gin and tonic please."
'I'm prescribing a tonic - you're a little drawn.'
Old West Salon
"No thanks. 'The bald spot' is supposed to be there."
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'My doctor said I had to cut my drinking by half. So I eliminated the tonic.'
'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'
'Hmmm.... who shall I phone is likely to be more fed up than I am. . . so I'll feel chirpy?'
Man applying hair tonic - hair grows on his head and hands.
'It's called a 'Catatonic.' It's tonic water and catnip.'
'3 pints of lager, 2 gin and tonic, 1 vodka and coke and a replacement liver.'
25% off sale - Flight Tonics: 'Gas engine lag, jet lag, astronaut lag.'
Teutonic knights on a two tonic night!
Hair Tonic - "Gentlemen, I bring great news from the lab!"
"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."
Gin & Tonic.