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"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"
"How about a quick espresso before school, Toby?"
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"I'm in the Maclaren, where are you?"
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"I loved your E-mail, but I thought you'd be older."
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"Todd has been an eager participant in our sex-education program."
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"Cute... But way too young."
"My husband and I were divorced too young. It didn't last."
"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."
'You're 35 in human years. Can I borrow your ID?'
"You're not old enough for Twitter until you stop peeping."
Billy strip: too young to watch the news.
"It's their 'Baby Babble Unlimited' plan!"
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"I'm running for mayor, senator and school board!"
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'Why do you have your pens in chains if you're so friendly?'
'Hi, beautiful! Where have you been all my life?' 'For most of it I wasn't born!'
'He lacks experience, but they're hoping he'll grow into the job.'
"Young man, I don't think you're old enough to walk your dog!"
"I'm sorry but I believe you're far too young to be having a 'senior moment'."