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"Your resume is impressive, Phillips, but I just don't think you'd be a good fit for us."
"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."
'Dude, I'm getting sooo hammered at this party!'
No tools left in this van overnight.
"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."
!I haven't a clue what they are, but I don't like the look of them."
"The chain saw? It should be good - it cost me an arm and a leg!"
'I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous...'
Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.
"I tried to warn you, Larry: The nail that sticks up is the one that gets hammered down!"
"That's a claw hammer. I asked for the ball peen hammer."