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"Sorry, I'm a little jumpy - when you're a nail, everything looks like a hammer."
Tags:nail, nails, hammer, hammers, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, jumpy, jumpiness, corporate environment, corporate environments, anxiety, anxious, anxiousness, anxieties, tool, tools, toolkit, toolkits, tool kit, tool kits, paranoid, paranoia, paranoias, persecution, persecutions, persecution complex, persecution complexes
"Okay, up there, let's give 'er another try."
'...And a free set of tools goes with it.'
The He-Man Bag
Tags:fashion, fashions, fashionable, bag, bags, handbag, handbags, hand bag, hand bags, baggage, shoulder bag, shoulder-bag, satchel, satchels, messenger bag, messenger-bag, men, man, masculinity, toxic masculinity, masculine, manly, men's fashion, men's clothes, men's clothing, clothing, accessories, accessorise, he-man, he man, man's man, tools, toolbox, tol box, tool-box, tool kit, tool-kit, toolboxes
'I meant the other snake, Idiot!'
"You fool! I said I wanted a wench! A wench!"
Tags:birthday, birthdays, wrench, wrenches, wench, wenches, tool, tools, toolkit, toolkits, tool kit, tool kits, tool-kit, tool-kits, present, presents, gift, gifts, king, kings, mechanic, mechanics, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, mix up, mix ups, royal mistress, mistresses
"Will you stop being a tool."
'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'
'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'
"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."
Tags:kid, kids, father, fathers, son, sons, parent, parents, fatherhood, dad, dads, daddy, toddler, toddlers, terrible twos, bad language, curse word, curse words, rudeness, child care, childcare, hammer, hammers, rough play, family life, family-life, health and safety, health & safety, toolbox, tool box, toolboxes, tool boxes, toolkit, toolkits, tool kit, tool kits, diy project, diy projects, home improvement, home improvements
'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'
"We took the ruler out of dad's new tool kit so he'd have a foot as a stocking stuffer!"
"Look at these! Now, do you believe in evolution?"
"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."
Tags:male bonding, woodwork, woodworker, woodworkers, tool, tools, toolkit, toolkits, tool kit, tool kits, tool-kit, tool-kits, diy project, diy projects, d.i.y. project, d.i.y. projects, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, machinery, shed, sheds, tool box, tool boxes, toolbox, toolboxes, garage, garages, drill, drills, screwdriver, male stereotype, male stereotypes
Thag admires the latest clubs at the cave depot.
Tags:cavemen, caveman, prehistoric, prehistory, cavewomen, cavewoman, depo, depos, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, update, updates, club, clubs, shopping, shopper, shoppers, tool kit, toolkit, toolkits, tool kits, shopping, wish list, wish lists, technological advances, home improvement, diy store, diy stores, diy shop, diy shops
A door handle and a hammer are insulting each other.
"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."
"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."
"I'm going out for a bit."
"I couldn't remember if you asked for a set of golf clubs or not, so I played it safe and got you a tool kit."
Tags:christmas, christmas gift, christmas gifts, christmas present, christmas presents, tool kit, tool kits, golf club, golf clubs, play it safe, playing it safe, tool kit, tool kits, tool box, tool boxes, toolbox, toolboxes, set of golf clubs, sets of golf clubs, dad, dads, husband, husbands, presumption, presumptions, presume, presumes, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, more work
'Pass me the hammer.'
'Dad, you definitely asked for a drill-less cord, not a cordless drill.'
'Son, I'm getting the hang of my new nail gun.'
'I've checked the commandments, one is missing.'