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"Sorry, I'm a little jumpy - when you're a nail, everything looks like a hammer."
Tags:nail, nails, hammer, hammers, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, jumpy, jumpiness, corporate environment, corporate environments, anxiety, anxious, anxiousness, anxieties, tool, tools, toolkit, toolkits, tool kit, tool kits, paranoid, paranoia, paranoias, persecution, persecutions, persecution complex, persecution complexes
'I can tell a lot about a man just by looking at his nails!'
'...And a free set of tools goes with it.'
"I keep getting this tightening feeling in my chest."
The Nuts at Home...
"Wow! This guy's a hard nut to crack!"
"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."
"You fool! I said I wanted a wench! A wench!"
Tags:birthday, birthdays, wrench, wrenches, wench, wenches, tool, tools, toolkit, toolkits, tool kit, tool kits, tool-kit, tool-kits, present, presents, gift, gifts, king, kings, mechanic, mechanics, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, mix up, mix ups, royal mistress, mistresses
No tools left in this van overnight.
"Will you stop being a tool."
'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'
"It's a big chuck-out. I had to be quite ruthless."
"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."
Tags:kid, kids, father, fathers, son, sons, parent, parents, fatherhood, dad, dads, daddy, toddler, toddlers, terrible twos, bad language, curse word, curse words, rudeness, child care, childcare, hammer, hammers, rough play, family life, family-life, health and safety, health & safety, toolbox, tool box, toolboxes, tool boxes, toolkit, toolkits, tool kit, tool kits, diy project, diy projects, home improvement, home improvements
'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'
"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"
"Look at these! Now, do you believe in evolution?"
"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."
Tags:male bonding, woodwork, woodworker, woodworkers, tool, tools, toolkit, toolkits, tool kit, tool kits, tool-kit, tool-kits, diy project, diy projects, d.i.y. project, d.i.y. projects, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, machinery, shed, sheds, tool box, tool boxes, toolbox, toolboxes, garage, garages, drill, drills, screwdriver, male stereotype, male stereotypes
Thag admires the latest clubs at the cave depot.
Tags:cavemen, caveman, prehistoric, prehistory, cavewomen, cavewoman, depo, depos, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, update, updates, club, clubs, shopping, shopper, shoppers, tool kit, toolkit, toolkits, tool kits, shopping, wish list, wish lists, technological advances, home improvement, diy store, diy stores, diy shop, diy shops
A door handle and a hammer are insulting each other.
"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."