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'I have to say I had a different impression of what Reiki is all about.'
'Welcome to another one of life's brick walls standing directly in your path! Please select from the following options...'
"Not a chance - you go try out for The New This Old House by yourself."
Tags:hammer, hammers, nail, nails, tool, tools, construction, home improvement, home improvement show, home improvement shows, house flipping, house flipper, house flippers, show, shows, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, tryout, tryouts, audition, auditions, casting call, casting calls
'I'm beginning to think the definition of 'hero' isn't what it used to be.'
Many hardware stores now provide sketch artists to help their customers recall the part they need.
Thor's Other Tools
Tags:thor, germanic mythology, lightning god, god of lightning, god of thunder, thunder god, builder, builders, handy man, handy me, handy-man, handy-men, handyman, handymen, hammer, hammers, thors hammer, thor's hammers, tool, tools, spirit level, spirit levels, tape measure, tape measures, caulk gun, caulk guns, caulking guns, sealing gun, sealing guns, carpentry, carpenter, carpenter, diy tools, diy
'I need a tool to measure productivity.'
Artist's Equipment Comes To Life
Tags:anthro, anthromoprhic, anthromorphise, anthromorphisis, personify, personified, personification, cartoonist, cartoonists, tools, tool, artist's tools, artist, artists, artistry, drawing, draws, drawings, draw, sketch, sketches, sketching, draughtsmanship, draftsmanship, art, arts, pen, pens, ink, inks, inking, inked, pencil, pencilled, pencils, white out, white-out, eraser, erasers, erased, rubber, rubbers, markers, brush pen, brush pens, brush-pen, brush-pens, nib pen, nib, nibs, brush, brushes, brushing, notebook, notes, notebooks, sketchpad, sketch pad, sketch pad, market, marketing, marketting, advertising, advertise, advertises, advertisement, protractor, protractors, compass, compasses, ruler, rulers
"Hand me my claw hammer."
Tags:yard, yards, front yard, backyard, yardwork, yard work, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, grass, lawn, lawns, mulch, rake, raking, rakes, hoe, hoes, tool, tools, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, outside, nature, magazine, magazines, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
Man About To Swat Fly With Live Frog
Tags:flies, fly, bug, bugs, insect, insects, blue bottle, bluebottle, blue bottles, blue bottles, horseflies, horsefly, horse flies, horseflies, mosquito, mosquitoes, flyswat, fly swat, frog, frogs, amphibian, amphibians, amphibious, animal, animals, animal handling, tool, tools, right tool for the job, usage, using, using it wrong, knowing and understanding, understand, know
"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, patio, patios, side-walk cafe, side-walk cafes, cafe, cafes, shopping, consumerism, hardware, plumbing, supply, supplies, hardware supplies, plumbing supplies, order, ordering, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, saw, saws, wrench, wrenches, pipe, pipes, screwdriver, screwdrivers, drill, drills, tool, tools, hardware store, hardware stores, plumbing store, plumbing stores, awning, awnings, sign, signs, signage, strange, unusual, odd
'In my opinion your blurred vision is caused by the axe in your head. But you may want a second opinion.'
'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'
"It's an awl in your head."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, awl, awls, tool, tools, diagnosis, all in your head, hypochondriac, hypochondria, crazy, imagination, imaginary, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play, play on words
"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."
"Take my advice, pal. Drink up and get out of here."
'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'
"Sorry, I'm a little jumpy - when you're a nail, everything looks like a hammer."
Tags:nail, nails, hammer, hammers, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, jumpy, jumpiness, corporate environment, corporate environments, anxiety, anxious, anxiousness, anxieties, tool, tools, toolkit, toolkits, tool kit, tool kits, paranoid, paranoia, paranoias, persecution, persecutions, persecution complex, persecution complexes
'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'
'Look Dad, I said I needed help with some cutting and pasting and...What are those?'
"It keeps people from falling asleep during meetings."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, scare tactic, scare tactics, threat, threaten, threatening, chainsaw, chainsaws, tool, tools, saw, saws, pay attention, boss, bosses, management, manager, managers, manipulate, manipulation, manipulated
'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'