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Duck visits the dentist,
"The dentist will see you in just a minute."
"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."
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'Does your tooth still ache?'
"What happened is between you and me. Quit taking it out on the patients."
'Excuse me being so nervous, this is my first extraction.' 'Relax. This is my first extraction too.'
'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'
"Please point out the problem tooth."
"It stopped hurting and you didn't even have to do anything."
Man with bandaged jaw.
"Oh, yeah. I can see it now, John...just a little bit of chicken gristle caught right here..."
Man with rotten teeth invents toothpaste.
'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'
"It's pretty loose - do you mind if I practice a putt?"
'Does your tooth still hurt?' - 'I dunno, the dentist kept it.'
'One of my back teeth is giving me terrible pain, can you see it?' - 'You mean the green one?.'
'How many times have I told you to not eat junk food?'
'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'
'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'
'You'll be a new man after this procedure.' 'Good, send my bill to the new man.'
'Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?' 'I don't know. The dentist kept it.'
'Wanna hear a real funny joke?' 'Let me brace myself!'
Man trying to cure toothache on a desert Island