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"Are you a gambling man?"
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"I've never seen anything like it. All of your teeth are sweet."
"It's not a bullet hole - it's a cavity."
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"You don't have to worry about my teeth. Bucky Sims talked me out of my candy."
Tags:halloween, tooth decay, cavity, cavities, dentist, dentists, dental surgeon, dental surgeons, dental surgery, oral hygiene, oral hygienist, oral hygienists, bully, bullies, bullying, halloweens, trick or treater, trick or treaters, trick or treating, trick-or-treater, trick-or-treaters, trick-or-treating, candy, candies, sweet, sweets, sweetie, sweeties, filling, fillings
'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'
"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."
"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"
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"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."
"Couldn't you find one with softer bristles?"
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Grandpa's checking to see if he has BLUETOOTH again!
'While your resume is impressive, Mr. Dornmont, we... um... feel your qualifications don't match our needs here...'
'Don't worry. The water's fluoridated.'
"Crowns on everything!"
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'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'
"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."
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"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."
"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."
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'How am I looking?'
'I hear voices doctor, and sometimes I smell their breath!'
Man with rotten teeth invents toothpaste.
'No need to open wide, I can see where the problem is...'
'No, everyone should not get a third!'
'Which would you prefer, the local or the general?'
'Meet my associates - Killer, Crazy Face and Brains.'
'I am now legally obliged to offer counselling with your purchases!'