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"Gee, this is like pulling teeth."
Nurse, check if Mr Burgess paid for his last filling, or will I have to extract it from him.
'I've broken a tooth.'
"You're definitely going to need an extraction."
'Excuse me being so nervous, this is my first extraction.' 'Relax. This is my first extraction too.'
"Never mind, I'll pick a fight on my way home."
"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"
'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'
"....And you say this is an emergency tooth extraction?"
"Listen, kid...the tooth business is about volume, so I took them all."
"My Dentist took all of my teeth out, yesterday. He caught me in bed with his wife."
Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.
'. . . And that's another out out, with stumps flying.'
'Did I touch a nerve?'
'£50 for pulling one tooth in about five seconds.' - 'I'll ask him to pull the next one more slowly.'
'I have had only one cavity in the last 10 visits to the dentist.'
'I hope you've not been debating politics with that dentist chappie again!'
'50 for 5 minutes extraction.' 'I'll go slow next time.'
'You'll be a new man after this procedure.' 'Good, send my bill to the new man.'
'Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?' 'I don't know. The dentist kept it.'
"Your wisdom teeth need to come out and some of the stupid ones too."