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Avoiding Dental Expenses
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Mario's Discount Nose Jobs
"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."
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"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."
Tags:tooth, teeth, toothache, tooth ache, dentist, dentists, dentistry, accident, accidents, awkward, awkward situation, awkward moment, therapy, therapist, therapists, convince, convincing, rhetoric, mistake, mistakes, lost, lose, psychiatrists, psychiatric, psychologist, psychology, freud, freudian
'She's got toothpain and can't afford health insurance...'
'Does your tooth still ache?'
Mobile Veterinary Unit.
'She reminds me of a toothache I once had.'
'If this doesn't work, I'll have to sedate her!'
'It must be acupuncture! My toothache is gone.'
'Pretty small tooth for a horse!'
The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'
"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).
'Excuse me being so nervous, this is my first extraction.' 'Relax. This is my first extraction too.'
"As soon as this baby fires up, no more toothache!"
Tags:toothache, pull a tooth, pulling a tooth, pulling teeth, tie a string, tying a string, inefficient, inefficiency, bad idea, bad ideas, thought through, think through, thinking through, bright idea, bright ideas, creative solution, creative solutions, teeth, dentist, dentistry, oral hygiene, pulled tooth, rocket, medical, dental procedure, loose tooth, loose teeth, cavity, cavities, dental health
"Your toothache is imaginary. If it gets wors you may have to check into a dental asylum."
Tags:mental asylum, mental asylums, mental health, mental state, metal states, mental illness, mental illnesses, insane asylum, insane asylums, toothache, toothaches, dentist, dentists, dental surgeon, dental surgeons, dentistry, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, imaginary pain, somatization disorder
"Please point out the problem tooth."
"It stopped hurting and you didn't even have to do anything."
Man with bandaged jaw.
"Oh, yeah. I can see it now, John...just a little bit of chicken gristle caught right here..."
Ghak Eisenthal invented the chicken fricassee.
'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'
'And apart from the toothache?'
'But toothache is the worst!'
Tooth Fairy's Third Favourite Saying.