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Bedtime Of The Gods
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"Wow! You weren't lying when you said you were an astronaut."
MAPLE MADNESS - IT AIN'T JUST FOR PANCAKES ANYMORE!
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'Someone must have called him yellow again.'
'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'
'Yes, it is true four out of five dentists recommend that particular brand...Lucky for you, I'm that one who knows better.'
'He doesn't know his own strength. Bull, you're squeezing too hard!'
'That's better. The little scraper was giving me a hand cramp.'
"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."
Tags:medieval, medieval period, medieval times, middle ages, primitive, primitiveness, uncivilized, uncivilised, business pitch, business pitches, oral hygiene, hygiene, unhygienic, dentist, dentists, dentistry, dental surgery, toothpaste, toothbrush, history of medicine, business plan, business plans, business strategy, business strategies
Focus Group Failures
"I gave and I gave, until there was nothing left to give."
'Are you SURE that tooth's not bothering you?'
'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'
'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'
'Toffee is very bad for your teeth.'
A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.
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"Ugh! Spring breath."
Death watches late night teeth infomercial.
'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'
Crummy teeth led to low self-image which made it really difficult to brush.
'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'
Toothpaste Marketing Department
'It's great to see you but you know you're supposed to squeeze from the bottom.'