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'He doesn't know his own strength. Bull, you're squeezing too hard!'
'It's great to see you but you know you're supposed to squeeze from the bottom.'
A hand emerges from a toothpaste tube
'Day for day I feel more and more empty!' (toothpaste tube in analyst's couch).
'And it was at this point we decided to try to put the toothpaste back in the tube.'
'For best results, squeeze from bottom, and flatten as you go.'
'I don't worry about Harold putting the cap back on the toothpaste. He never takes it off!'
"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"