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'Someone must have called him yellow again.'
'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'
'He doesn't know his own strength. Bull, you're squeezing too hard!'
'That's better. The little scraper was giving me a hand cramp.'
'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'
'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'
Toothpaste Marketing Department
'It's great to see you but you know you're supposed to squeeze from the bottom.'
'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'
"If people say something is as clean as a hound's tooth, shouldn't we get a toothpaste commercial?"
'Get the whitening kind. . . I don't care about plaque, and the whitening one will whiten my plaque anyway, Joy.'
'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'
"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."
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'While your resume is impressive, Mr. Dornmont, we... um... feel your qualifications don't match our needs here...'
'It's not called bad breath anymore. It's breath behaving badly.'
'I need a new tooth brush.'
'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'
'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'
Rebel fighter using dissident toothpaste.
Joe's Brush With Death.
'Why is there a tube of toothpaste in my box of hemorrhoidal cream??'
'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'
"Why on earth do you brush your teeth? A fishy-breath is so much nicer than a minty-breath..."