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Bubble Gum Farms.
Pull my finger...
"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."
Late at night, much to Mrs. Murray's dismay, Mr. Murray would often receive a visit from the "Toot Fairy".
Beanz meanz Repeatz.
Ahhh, it's great to let off steam now and again!
'Hello? 911! Come quick! My husband is having a fart attack!'
Despite their efforts to be credible, the pro-dad group did nothing but raise a stink.
'Isn't it great that we've reached the stage in our relationship when we're no longer embarrassed to break wind.'
Jack the Ripper.
'Did you fart, sweetie?'
'Okay, which one of you guys just tooted?'
Many adults need to release the child within.
'Oh, save your breath. I never let facts get in the way of a pleasurable prejudice.'
Man breaking wind infront of neighbours.
'Hey, Mac! Which way to the Jet Propulsion Lab?'
'Stop blaming me for bad smells!'
Have you just farted?
'It's no wonder you've got gas...do you know how many frogs you swallowed last night?'
Flatulance or no flatulance, he should be out here and we should be in there.
"Nice one, Dad!"
'Talk about flatus!'