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'So, yeah! Take it home, look it over, and if anybody has any feedback my door is always open.'
Moses and the Screenwriter: 'Accurate-Shmaccurate...if you want this story to sell, it needs some punching up.'
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screenwriter, screenwriters, clerk, clerks, accuracy, accurate, accurateness, historian, historians, honest, honesty, entertainment, bible, bibles, torah, torahs, story, stories, old testament, entertainer, entertainers, exodus, red sea, miracle, miracles, teller, tellers, telling, non sequitur" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"
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fortune cookie, fortune cookies, babylon, babylonian, king, kings, mene mene tekel upharsin, prophecy, prophecies, omen, omens, warning, warnings, warning from god, warnings from god, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurant, rich, riches, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemous, fortune, fortunes, prediction, predictions, curse, curses, old testament, torah, belshazzar's feast, writing on the wall, daniel, arrogant, arrogance, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, cookie, cookies, dessert, desserts, humility, humble, humbles, god, jehovahEve's Mom
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guilt, guilts, guilting, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive aggressiveness, parent, parents, parenting, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, put on a sweater, nice young man, approval, approve, approves, approving, torah, genesis, bible, bible story, bible stories, shpasik, jtoons'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'
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voice mail, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, voice-mail, moses, bible story, bible stories, burning bush, exodus, old testament, communication, communications, god, divine, israelite, israelites, hebrew, hebrews, torah, torahs, bible readings, revelation, revelationsJewish Deep Thinker
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jew, jews, jewish, judaism, religion, religions, religious, thinking man, statue, statues, art, artist, artists, auguste rodin, thought bubble, thought bubbles, talmud, religious text, scripture, torah, rabbinic judaism"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."
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cain, mark of cain, curse, cursed, god, jehovah, genesis, book of genesis, bible story, bible stories, tumor, tumors, tumour, tumours, benign, malignant, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, doctor, doctors, oncology, oncologist, oncologists, prognosis, prognoses, old testament, torah, garden of eden'That's probably not a good sign.'
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noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, noahs ark, good sign, good signs, bad sign, bad signs, bible, bibles, torah, torahs, biblical flood, biblical floods, flood, floods, flooding, dove, doves, genesis, bible story, torah story, bible stories, torah stories, peace symbol, gun, guns'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'
"Well, now the flood warning's been downgraded to just a light mid-afternoon sprinkle."
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weather warning, weather warnings, weather forecast, weather forecasts, flood warning, flood warnings, meteorologist, meteorologists, weather app, weather apps, noah, bible, bible story, bible stories, great flood, noah's ark, noah's arc, noahs ark, noahs arc, rainshower, rainshowers, rain shower, rain showers, forecast, forecasts, torah, torah story, torah stories, genesis, book of genesis'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'
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noah, noah and the ark, ark, arks, noah's ark, noahs ark, bible, bibles, bible story, bible stories, flood, floods, rain, rains, raining, old testament, termite, termites, eat, eating, eats, ate, pest, pests, infestation, infestations, infested, brevity, torah, torahs, brevity'At this time, I'd like to point out some of the safety features and emergency exits that our craft is equipped with...'
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noah, arks, great flood, genesis, bible story, bible stories, torah, torahs, bibles, flood, floods, health and safety, emergency exit, emergency exits, ark, bible, flood, animals, animal, safety, exits, equipment, transport, ocean, ship, shipping, training"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"
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mezuzah, mezuzahs, religion, religious, judaism, jewish, jew, jews, torah, history, historical, ancient, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists, artifact, artifacts, artefact, artefacts, shpasik, jtoons"Wait, I want to post a picture of our lunch."
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lunch, lunches, apple, apples, tree of knowledge, foodie, foodies, food fad, food fads, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, adam, eve, bible story, bible stories, old testament, torah, torahs, torah story, torah storiesAll-Candy Seder.
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seder, seders, passover, passovers, passover seder, judaism, jewish, jews, jew, torah, torahs, candy, candies, chocolate, chocolates, parody, parodying, alternative, holiday, holidays, celebration, celebrates, celebrate, hebrew, feast, feasts, represent, represents, representing, symbol, symbols, symbolism, food, foods, religion, religions, home, family, families, shpasik, jtoonsExpulsion with Goody Bags
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adam, eve, adam and eve, goody bags, party bag, party bags, goody bag, eden, garden of eden, genesis, expulsion, expelled, religion, religions, christian, christians, old testament, bible, bibles, torah, torahs, religious, party, parties, convention, conventions, promotion, promotional, promotions, promoting, promotes, advert, advertising, adverts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisementsCrime Scene in the Garden of Eden
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garden of eden, crime scene, crime scenes, paradise, crime-scene, crime-scenes, genesis, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, torah, torahs, old testament, bible, bibles, tree of knowledge, apple, the fall, adam, eve, book of genesis, serpent, serpents, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, eden'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'
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noah, god, ark, rain, construction, contractor, blueprint, blueprints, contractors, builder, builders, architects, flood, floods, old testament, torah, bible, leaky roofs, architect, architecture, carpenter, carpentry, roof, roofer, rain, sheep, pig, cow, animals, leaky roof, arks"Frankly, I think we'll regret introducing these organisms into the environment."
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organism, organisms, environment, environmental impact, environmentalist, environmentalists, angel, angels, adam, eve, bible, bibles, torah, torah story, bible story, bible stories, torah stories, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, the fall, mankind, humankind, genesis, mistake, mistakes, mankind, error, errors'Whoa! - Adam and Eve are WAY out of compliance!'
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compliant, compliances, non-compliance, garden of eden, tree of knowledge, angels, deity, sin, sins, apple, apples, rule, rules, regulation, genesis, bible, torah, compliance, non-compliant, god, angel, earth, adam, eve, garden, eden, regulations